1. Use your tongue
Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.
I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all
Thanks to the internet there’s a bunch of people acting tougher than they really are.
PLEASE JUST TELL ME IF YOU WANT TO DATE ME OR NOT because I’m oblivious and not as bold as I wish I was. Okay thank you.
Just when you thought the feeling was gone
I wish you could add tags to a iMessage
#please don’t respond, #I want to talk but don’t know what to say
I wrote a short song about my life, it’s called I miss you a lot but I’m scared to talk to you.