How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

awfullyy:

I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

foxxies:

I do homework the way guys fall in love with me - slowly, then not at all

Thanks to the internet there’s a bunch of people acting tougher than they really are.

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart cover Kansas’s anti-gay legislation on The Daily Show.

And you can watch full episodes anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.

Vampire Weekend Unbelievers
Vampire Weekend
Unbelievers

loveisa-laserquest:

I’m not excited, but should I be? Is this the fate that half of the world has planned for me?

kytakes:

Dear boys,
PLEASE JUST TELL ME IF YOU WANT TO DATE ME OR NOT because I’m oblivious and not as bold as I wish I was. Okay thank you.

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Just when you thought the feeling was gone

I wish you could add tags to a iMessage 

"Hey"

#please don’t respond, #I want to talk but don’t know what to say

I wrote a short song about my life, it’s called I miss you a lot but I’m scared to talk to you.

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